Gratitude is something we should aspire to every day, but even the most positive amongst us sometimes have our off days (load shedding comes to mind!), and it’s especially at those times that we need a good laugh to help us lift our spirits. According to Six Science-Based Reasons Why Laughter is the Best Medicine laughter is a potent endorphin releaser, it contagiously forms social bonds, it fosters brain connectivity, it is central to relationships, it has an effect similar to antidepressants, and it protects our hearts! All VERY good reasons to bring a little joy into our lives, so if you’re in need of a good chuckle, here – courtesy of Reader’s Digest – are a few of our favourite food jokes, so safe that you can even share them with your little ones tonight at the dinner table.
Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
A: To make ends meat.
Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: He was on a roll!
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.
Q: Why does yoghurt love going to museums?
A: Because it’s cultured.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
Q: What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
There you go, now don’t you feel better – lighter, happier, healthier? Consider our job, as leading South African meat wholesalers, done – more than just quality, service and delivery – we’re now adding a healthy chuckle to your day too!